10 years in Indonesia have taught me that even when Indonesian bar girls speak English, what they mean is not always obvious. Here is a little guide to help you dealing with your relationships!
What they say: 'You are over protective'
What they mean: 'You don't let me sleep with other guys'
You are stingy
You don't want to support all my family
I'm not eating pork
I drink alcohol, I don't pray and I've had sex before marriage so the last thing that keeps me from going to hell is to refuse eating pork
Let's go party
Accompany me party and please pay for all my drinks
Come party with me and my girls
Accompany us party and please pay for all our drinks
I've been to Bats only a few times
I'm a regular of Bats
I need money to pay for my school
I want the Samsung Galaxy S5!!!
I've lost my phone!
I sold my phone, please buy me a new one
I wish I had a mixed baby
I am not using any contraceptive
You have to understand me
That guy was so hot, sorry I cheated
You have to respect my religion
You have to convert to Islam
He is just my friend!
He is a one night stand
I met him in the club
We slept together
Your friend is nice
I would do him
I always use condom
I have used condom once
She is my sister
She is a friend
She is my best friend
She is a friend
She is my cousin
She is a friend
She is a friend
I don't really like her
She/he is a Facebook friend
I have no idea who that is
I like photography
I take a selfie every 5 minutes
I don't like Jews
I don't know what a Jew is
I don't like politics
I've never opened a newspaper
I saw it on the news
I saw it on infotainment
I've read about it
I saw a post on Facebook
I have Path, Twitter and Facebook
I spend 15 hours a day posting updates on my smartphone
I will have dinner with my girlfriends
We will spend 2 hours at the same table playing with our phones and taking pictures of food
I'll meet you at 8pm
I will leave from my place at 8pm
I'm working freelance
I am a freelance prostitute
I'm working as a part-time model
I have modeled twice in my life
I'm working in Marketing
I am a pretty girl who distributes flyers
I don't like that friend of yours
You are not allowed to have any friends
We can eat anywhere
We can eat anywhere as long as there is rice on the menu
You can try, it's not spicy
I only put 2 tablespoons of chili sauce
I will just eat a small snack
I will eat a half kilo of banana fritters
I've been to Bali many times
I've been to Kuta many times
I like to listen to Jazz
I like cheesy pop songs
I love you
You are nice with me
I love you so much
You just bought me a present
I hate you
You are 5 minutes late
I'm happy
I received a good news 5 minutes ago
I'm unhappy
I received a bad news 5 minutes ago
You can go party with your friends
I will kill you when you get home
